Sunday, July 05, 2009

i'm so glad...

that i only have one ex boyfriend. because the one i have is a complete and total IDIOT. Rude, inconsiderate, racist, everything. you name it. here, a conversation we had just today.





1:30pm Josh
i'm sorry for you ariel
that you're canadian
and you don't know any black people
1:33pm Ariel
are you stupid?
1:33pm Josh
are you stupid for thinking i'm serious?
you already answered me.
i celebrated my independence day by hanging out with all the black people that woldn't be here today if we hadn't caught them and sold them
god bless 'merica
1:35pm Ariel
you're never going to grow up and get a clue are you.
1:36pm Josh
you're never going to gain a sense of humor in replace of your inner bitch, are you?
and i'm on salary nigga, when will you grow up?
1:36pm Ariel
salary = being an adult? its a state of mind.
oh, and not being a racist bastard also hekps.
1:37pm Josh
salary actually means obtaining a set income for a fiscal year
but hey
you went to community college
1:37pm Ariel
i went to college
there is no such thing as community college.
1:38pm Josh
ah yes
i forgot
canadians call community college, college
1:38pm Ariel
i am now in university, building on that.
1:38pm Josh
and real college
university
1:38pm Ariel
once i'm done that, i may go to grad school.
1:38pm Josh
my canadian is a little bad
sick
get dem dollas
and yes ariel
i'm racist
because 9 out of 10 of my best friends are brown
and i burn crosses on the weekends
did you get the new brokencyde album?
1:40pm Ariel
unlike what you are doing with your life, i have a plan that is going to get me somewhere in life. so i can live comfortably and not have to worry about anything money related. which will be lovely and a lot more than anyone else could ever offer me.
and no. they suck.
1:40pm Josh
lol
they are amazingly terrible
it astounds me how something like that can exist
and that's cool, i'm guessing your main motivation is to get away from your parents
that was mine
1:41pm Ariel
no, it isnt
i love living at home.
i love my parents.
1:41pm Josh
i just completed culinary school and work at an upscale french restaurant as a sous chef in downtown st. louis
yeah
i love my parents to death too
but i couldn't stand them continuing to take care of me
i wanted to be completely independent
1:42pm Ariel
when i'm done school and have a good job i'm probably only going to move out to somewhere close.
1:42pm Josh
that sounds good
you're near everything though
so that works
my parents live a good hour and a half from any big city
i'm actually moving to san francisco june of next year and am starting my job at a ralph fiat restaurant in the bay area


etc etc. do you see why he is an EX-boyfriend? yeah.